#playchoices incorrect quotes

[zhoras-bitch]

Aerin: Look, I'm sorry for the part I played in Nia getting possessed by the Dreadlord and the trauma- Raine: You're not top 3 anymore. Aerin: I- What. What do you mean, top 3? Raine: Top 3 traumas. You got bumped down. Aerin: ... Aerin: You. I. How is having to kill your best friend to stop the Dreadlord from taking over the world not your biggest trauma? Raine: Oh, you'd be surprised.

[where-the-wind-travels]

ilw incorrects comp mode ✦ part 2

[rosesnink]

daenarya, looking at the old gods: i can take them all

brienne: in a fight, right?

daenarya: 😈

brienne, sweating: in a fight, right?!

@storyofmychoices

[lover-also-fighter-also]

INCORRECT QUOTES FOR RIA AND MARIA USING THIS GENERATOR (Both SFW and NSFW)

Ria: Well, Maria and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Ria: That's right… We kissed! Ria: What are you in the mood for? Maria: World domination. Ria: That's a bit ambitious. Maria: You are my world. Ria: Aww… Maria: Ria: Maria: Ria: OH. Ria: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Maria: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear shit. Maria: We should get you to a doctor for a checkup immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Ria: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right? Maria: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Ria: There are no books in prison. Maria: sighs Thank you. Maria: I have very high standards, you know. Ria: I can make red velvet cake… Maria: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards! Maria, sweating: Ria, there’s something I need to ask you- Ria: Finally! You’re proposing! Maria: How’d you know? Ria: Maria, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Ria: I even picked it up once. Maria: You look good in that hoodie. Ria: You know where else I'd look good? Maria, zero hesitation: My bed. Ria, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? Ria: How was your day, Maria? Maria: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school. Ria: Oh? And what does that mean? Maria: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week. Ria: This bloodline ends with me. Maria: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay". Maria: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Ria: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Maria, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is. Maria: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Ria: What- how? Maria: You’d be like “come to bed … Miss President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.” Ria: So you like cats? Maria: Yeah. Ria: tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table Maria: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Ria: That's great, Maria. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years. Maria: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Ria: You sleep with a cat plushie. Maria: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! Maria: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Ria: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Maria: That one. I want that one.

[abunchofbadchoices]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

[thedezzler]

BoLaS incorrect quotes (part 1)

Tyril: Stressed.

Mal: Depressed.

Nia: Possessed.

Aerin: Obsessed.

Imtura: Impressed.

Valax: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Valax: I just wanted to join in.

*the party at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Nia, Tyril, Valax: *spinning a little and talking*

Mal, Imtura, MC: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

(Couldn’t add Aerin bc I feel like he’d be in the “talking” section, but I didn’t want to put him with Nia, for obvious reasons)

Nia: What do you think Mal will do for a distraction?

MC: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

MC: ...or he could do that.

MC: *yawns*

Mal: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

MC: Then you must be exhuasted.

Aerin: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Imtura, upon learning how Mal did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Mal: Well, not really.

Imtura: You’re just a liar.

[koko-heads]

[at rory's funeral]

ajay: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

ajay: how could you do this to me? we are so understaffed.

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

*Naveen Seeing Chandini and Bryce flirting*: They're cute, I want to put them on a boat

Ethan: ...

Sienna: You mean...you ship them?

[rosepetals1]

*over the phone* Hayden: I put a little note in your bag to tell you I love you.

MC: *opens bag* Hayden, this is a 10-page letter

@haydenyoungappreciationweek

[choices-addict]

OH MC: "I grew on you, though."

Ethan: "Eventually, like moss or a skin disease."

[choices-ceri]

Class is so dead rn

I drew this really fat cat in class

Picasso could never

[zhoras-bitch]

Raine: I can't believe you assassinated the crown prince! Aerin: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him. Raine: That's not better!

[where-the-wind-travels]

back with the random thoughts i have while staying up quotes/posts that remind me of ilw

[rosesnink]

Sebastyan: One day you'll go to hell, Trystan

Trystan: I hope so, I spent half my soul on RSVP alone

[lover-also-fighter-also]

INCORRECT QUOTES FOR THE OG: HSS BAND (FROM HERE)

Tags: @cadybear420 @somerandomjewelleryonthefloor @choicesmc (and all the other HSS fans)

Aiden , pointing to the wall: What color is this? Ezra: Gray. Ria: Grey. Aiden , turning to Myra: Now tell them what color you think it is. Myra: Dark white.

Myra , watching Aiden and Ria fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Ezra, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Myra : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Aiden: Ezra. Ria: Ezra. Ezra: Me.

Ezra: You guys worried about Ria? Myra : Totally! Aiden: Yeah, she called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Ezra: And what'd you say? Aiden: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Myra : Ezra: She is lucky to have you as a friend.

Myra: What is love? Ezra: An emotional minefield. Aiden: A neurochemical reaction. Ria: Baby don't hurt me.

Ria: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Aiden does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Ezra: If Aiden were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aiden jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Myra : You jump off a cliff! Ezra: Gladly, provided Aiden did first.

Ria : Can I be frank with you guys? Myra: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help. Aiden: Oh! Can I still be Aiden? Ezra: Shh! Let Frank speak!

*The squad is visiting a store late at night to return a DVD for Ezra* Ria: I forget—what happens if we don’t return the DVD before midnight? Aiden: Then Ezra gets charged extra. It’s called a “late fee”. Myra : Or was it zombie apocalypse? Eh, I don’t remember, but we can’t afford either.

Aiden: *running into the room* Ria just said she doesn't like me anymore! Myra : What?! Ria: *following him in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Ezra in the face.

Ria: Shh, here comes Ezra! Myra: Quick, Myra , start talking about boring nerd stuff! Aiden: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Myra: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that

Aiden : What is it called when you kill a friend? Ezra: Homicide. Ria: Murder. Myra: Homiecide.

[abunchofbadchoices]

MURDER AT HOMECOMING 🔍 (FC) - Danielle Rose Russel

"𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞... 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧..."

- 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒌𝒆 (𝒕𝒐 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒂)